Not a workout. A measuring stick, eleven tests that together describe a body still strong enough to use and mobile enough to keep. Find the rung you're actually on today, then earn the next one.
01Foundation
Starting from scratch, or coming back after years away. Nothing here should hurt.
02Working
Training consistently. This is where most men land, and it's a respectable place to be.
03Strong
Noticeably stronger than your peers. Years of work, visible in how you move.
04Standard
The bar this whole thing is named after. Rare at any age. Rarer past fifty.
Weights are given in kilos and pounds because kettlebells come in kilos and dumbbells don't.
Strength
Can you produce force, and control it?
6 tests
Push-up
Strict. Body in one line from ear to ankle, chest to fist height, no sag and no pike. One set, the clock stops at the first rep that breaks form, not the first rep that hurts.
Foundation5 reps, hands on a bench
Working15 reps from the floor
Strong30 unbroken
Standard50 unbroken
Pull-up
Dead hang to start, chin clearly over the bar, controlled on the way down. No kipping, no bouncing out of the bottom.
This is the test most men over fifty skip, and it's the one that separates them fastest. Grip and upper-back strength are the first things to go and the slowest to come back.
Foundation30-second dead hang
Working10 inverted rows, feet on the floor, chest to the bar
Strong3 strict pull-ups
Standard8 strict pull-ups
Squat
Hip crease below the top of the knee, heels flat, chest up. If you can't reach depth yet, that's a mobility problem, see the deep squat hold below, not a strength problem.
Foundation10 sit-to-stands from a chair, no hands
Working20 bodyweight squats to depth
Strong10 goblet squats · 24 kg / 53 lb
Standard20 goblet squats · 32 kg / 70 lb
Kettlebell swing
Two hands. The hips throw the bell, the arms just steer. Bell floats to chest height, spine stays neutral, and the bell never becomes a front raise.
Foundation10 hinges with a dowel on your back, head, mid-back and tailbone stay in contact
Working20 swings · 16 kg / 35 lb
Strong50 swings · 24 kg / 53 lb · under 2 min
Standard100 swings · 24 kg / 53 lb · under 5 min
Turkish get-up
Floor to standing and back down, one unbroken rep on each side. Slow is the point. Eyes on the bell until you're standing.
If you only ever test one thing after fifty, test this. It's strength, balance, shoulder stability and the ability to get off the ground, which is the single most practical skill on this page.
FoundationOne each side, no weight, a shoe balanced on your fist
Working8 kg / 18 lb each side
Strong16 kg / 35 lb each side
Standard24 kg / 53 lb each side
Loaded carry
Stand tall, ribs down, shoulders back. Walk, don't shuffle, don't lean away from the weight. Clock runs until you set the bells down.
Foundation30 seconds · 2 × 8 kg / 18 lb
Working60 seconds · 2 × 16 kg / 35 lb
Strong60 seconds · 2 × 24 kg / 53 lb
Standard60 seconds · 2 × 32 kg / 70 lb
Control
Can you hold a position, and stay on your feet?
2 tests
Hollow hold
On your back, low back pressed flat to the floor, arms and legs off the ground. The moment the low back lifts, the clock stops, not when you decide you're done.
Foundation20-second front plank
Working60-second front plank
Strong45-second hollow hold
Standard60-second hollow, plus 45 seconds side plank each side
Single-leg stand
Shoes off, hands on hips, the other foot off the ground and not resting against your standing leg. Clock stops when the foot touches down or the hands come off the hips.
The cheapest test here and the one worth taking most seriously. How long you can stand on one leg tracks closely with how the next twenty years go, and unlike most of this page, it improves in weeks.
Foundation10 seconds each leg, eyes open
Working30 seconds each leg, eyes open
Strong10 seconds each leg, eyes closed
Standard20 seconds each leg, eyes closed
Mobility
Can you get into the position in the first place?
2 tests
Deep squat hold
Shoes off, feet flat, heels down, chest up. Resting in the bottom of the position, not fighting it, not propped on your elbows against your knees.
Being able to do 500 push-ups and not being able to sit in a deep squat is a completely normal combination. Strength and mobility are different jobs, and this is the test that proves it.
Foundation30 seconds, holding a post for balance
Working60 seconds unsupported, heels down
Strong2 minutes, chest up, breathing easily
Standard3 minutes, and you can reach one arm overhead and rotate without falling out of it
Overhead reach
On your back, knees bent, low back flat to the floor. Reach both arms overhead. If the ribs flare or the back arches to get there, you didn't get there.
FoundationStanding, clasp both hands behind your back
WorkingArms reach the floor overhead, low back still flat
StrongBroomstick pass-over, hands 12 in / 30 cm wider than the shoulders
StandardHang from a bar, then press overhead with no rib flare
Engine
Can you keep going?
1 test
Conditioning
Continuous work, not intervals to failure. At the end you should be able to speak in short sentences, working hard, not wrecked.
Foundation10 minutes brisk walking, conversation still possible
Working20 minutes continuous, or 3 × 3-minute rounds on the bag
Strong5 × 3-minute rounds, 1 minute rest
Standard6 × 3-minute rounds, 1 minute rest, last round as strong as the first
How to test
Test rested, in one session. Not at the end of a workout, and not on four hours of sleep.
Warm up properly, then work in the order above, strength first, mobility and balance last, when you're warm but not fried.
Film every test. The camera is the only honest judge of form, and you will disagree with it.
Score each test on its own. Most men land on three different rungs across the eleven. That's normal, and it's the most useful thing this page will tell you.
Retest every eight weeks. Not weekly, you'll be measuring noise.
Your level is the lowest rung you hold across all eleven tests. Not your best result, not your average. A man with 50 push-ups and a 15-second single-leg stand is at Foundation. That's the whole idea: the standard is only as good as the weakest link, and the weakest link is where the next eight weeks of training go.
Before you test
Talk to your doctor first if you have heart or blood pressure issues, a joint you're already managing, or you've been away from training for a long stretch. Stop for sharp or joint-line pain, muscular burn is fine, sharp is not. Swings and loaded carries are the two tests that punish ego fastest; start a rung below where you think you belong. This is general educational content, not medical advice.
Some imagery on this site is AI generated. General educational content, not medical advice.
Nine of these eleven tests need nothing at all.
The other two want a bar to hang from and one kettlebell. If you are missing either, the gear list has the four purchases that cover the whole card, in the order worth buying them.